MISS SHUM‘S HUSBAND
MISS SHUM‘S HUSBAND - CHAPTER I
_ I was born in the year one, of the present or Christian hera, and am, in consquints, seven-and-thirty years old. My mamma called me Charles James Harrington Fitzroy Yellowplush, in compliment to several noble families, and to a sellybrated coachmin whom she knew, who wore a yellow livry, and drove the Lord Mayor of London.
Why she gev me this genlmn‘s name is a diffiklty, or rayther the name of a part of his dress； however, it‘s stuck to me through life, in which I was, as it were, a footman by buth.
Praps he was my father--though on this subjict I can‘t speak suttinly, for my ma wrapped up my buth in a mistry. I may be illygitmit, I may have been changed at nuss； but I‘ve always had genlmnly tastes through life, and have no doubt that I come of a genlmnly origum.
The less I say about my parint the better, for the dear old creatur was very good to me, and, I fear, had very little other goodness in her. Why, I can‘t say； b

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